Monday, February 05, 2007

The Spanish Influenza

On the last day of our vacation, Ruby and I came down with the flu. Last night we both had temperatures of 103 and today we are completely lathargic...in addition to watching gag reels of Friends and Elmo Has Two Ears I have found myself taking several online quizes. Despite my better judgement I took one entitled, "Do you want the terrorists to win?" I should have stopped there, but instead I felt compelled to see the end result. With questions such as, "Did you vote for John Kerry in 2004?" I knew my results would be grim. Here are my results, and to think the first stanza I ever memorized was the Pledge of Allegiance.

Your 'Do You Want the Terrorists to Win' Score: 79%
 

You are a terrorist-loving scoundrel who hates our dear leader and the values he defends. There are few redeeming qualities about you. You most likely celebrated when the evil-doers hit us on 9/11, then opposed the Iraq war when we tried to pay them back. You hurt us at every step and cause troops to die in the field by questioning Bush's decisions. You are most likely a lost cause, doomed to be a brainwashed victim of free thought and liberalism forever. No dose of Ann Coulter's prose can save you now.

Do You Want the Terrorists to Win?
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7 comments:

dastew said...

Your not nearly the terrorist I am...says the man as the CIA breaks down his front door. I scored 94, pretty funny though.

LB said...

Apparently I want the terrorists to win as well...(I usually think of myself as fairly middle-of-the-road but what can you do?:) I'm sorry to hear of your illnesses! We can truly empathize...

Lace OD said...

81% over here. I thought the "terrorist-loving scoundrel" paragraph was hilarious, until I read the wording of some of those questions. Now that is FUNNY!WOWZER! Sorry you are sicky

Nate and Sina said...

How did I score so low? Am I only a C-rate liberal? I demand a recount! Does that help me at all?

dastew said...

Not at all. It would only count if you claimed some sort of discrimination. For example..."how dare they score me so low, it's because I find Monty Python funny isn't it? So typical the fascists to discriminate against people who enjoy British humour."

Anonymous said...

I'm a secret conservative!! I only scored a 43%! Who would have thought? I guess voting for Nader didn't help.

Here were my results:

A rather wishy washy performance. At least you are less than half aligned with evil. However your patriotism and allegiance to President Bush are lacking. You certainly harbor a few treasonous thoughts, which will no doubt result in the deaths of at least a few of our troops. Please get yourself straightened out immediately. Read a book by Ann Coulter at once!

Nate and Sina said...

A 43%!! That is rather disappointing coming from the girl who predicted GWB would lead us into a war before the 2000 election even rolled around. Come on Anica! TURN OFF THE FOX NEWS and watch some John Stewart!