Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Madrid: Day Two

7:00am- Wake up to Ruby screaming, she doesn't know where she is so we let her sleep in our room.

9:30am-While getting ready for the day, overhear Nate explaining to his mom that Ruby woke up "in the middle of the night" and he just wasn't able to get a good rest after she moved into our bed.

(Nate here, and allow me to clarify a bit. True, I had no idea what time she climbed into bed with us. But also true that Sina and I both had to sleep on our sides after that, since Ruby was taking up the lion's share of the bed by sleeping sideways...)

10:30am-There is no temple in France, so we were thrilled for the opportunity to attend while in Madrid and were so grateful to Concha and Dorothy for babysitting Ruby.




2:30pm-Delicious lunch prepared by Concha, with freshly squeezed orange juice for dessert. The best dessert I have had in ages.

4:30pm-Ruby pretends to nap on and off for the next hour

6:00pm-Walk to Plaza de Toro, the bullfighting ring. It isn't bullfighting season, but we might be able to find one before heading back for Paris.





7:30pm-Plaza del Sol, Plaza Mayor. Breathtaking city centers with exiquisite architecture, that even I appreciated. It was too late to take pictures, but I will try to get more tomorrow.

8:00pm- Ruby gets the best seat in the house at a tapas bar just outside the plazas with her new friends, Concha and Ignacio.




8:30pm- And, of course, no trip with Dorothy would be complete without a stop, or two or three, at a local bakery.

Tuesday, January 30, 2007

Hola from Madrid!

After a two hour flight and no time change we are in Spain. The flight was in the afternoon, and being overly optimistic we thought we could wake up and then pack. All of you who know us, already know the end result. We rushed out of the house, and forgot the digital camera. I have extra batteries and the cord to upload photos to our laptop, but sadly, we will not be documenting this adventure with pictures...maybe we will take pictures with the computer...

Plans for the trip: Prado museum, tapas, paella...

Any suggestions?

Friday, January 26, 2007

The Protestant Ethic

In college I studied Max Weber's seminal discourse on protestantism and capatalism. In short, the theory suggests that the protestant value of constant labor in one's pursuit of salvation led directly to the rise and development of capitalism. I saw this work ethic being passed down from a Dutch Oma to her granddaughter in our home last night.

Thursday, January 25, 2007

On the Road Again

I drove by myself on the Paris streets today. Despite the fact that I scraped the passenger side of our car coming out of our garage, was almost hit while turning left, and forgot that incoming traffiic from streets on the right hand side of the road have the right of way, I would say it was successful...in that I made all the possible mistakes one could make, came out of it alive, and didn't have to listen to the gasps of horror from back seat drivers.

I am ready for the Etoile now. If only we had a video camera.

Wednesday, January 17, 2007

Ugly Naked Lady Update

While sitting on our couch this evening we noticed that across the street the resident nudist's lights flipped. Casually we said, "Oh, Ugly Naked Lady is home" As we said this off came her bra and she flung it across the room.

Chartres


Chartres, pronounced with an American accent as "Sharts," is the largest gothic cathedral in Europe. For any architecht buffs, which I am not, this cathedral is the most pure example of gothic architecture. It is an hour's drive from Paris proper, making it one of the easier day trips in the area (we did it after church this Sunday). The site on which this cathedral was built has ancient roots as a temple to a pagan godess. Later it was replaced by a Christian church which claimed to house the garment worn by Mary when she gave birth to Jesus. In 1190 a fire destroyed most of the church, with the exception of the holy relic (i.e. garment worn by Mary) as well as a cobalt blue stained glass window of the Virgin. In a mere 70 years the local townspeople rebuilt the cathedral (a feat when one considers the hundreds of years it took to build Notre Dame de Paris) and dedicated it to Our Lady. This garment survives still and can be viewed on special Holy Days.

The artwork is primarily focused on the life of Mary. The most impressive of which is (in my opinion) the choir wall. Located in the center of the cathedral, is a large room erected from stone with detailed carvings (more like statues) adorning the sides. Medieval tradition had several beliefs, not traced to scriptural documents, regarding the life of Mary. There are 37 scenes depicted on the wall. The first scene portrayed is of Mary's father as a shepherd in the field being told by an angel that Mary will be born. There is also a scene of Joseph and Mary's wedding, before she is visited by the angel that she will give birth to the Christ. These scenes took longer to create than the cathedral itself, and by the time the nativity scene is shown the wise men are no longer dressed in Romanesque clothing, instead they are dressed in the attire of the Renaissance (as one individual described it, think Three Muskateers).

There are so many lovely parks situated with a spectacular view of this cathedral. I can't wait to take a picnic with us as soon as it is spring and enjoy a nice meal along the river. Hopefully, I will remember to take extra batteries for my camera so I can take pictures of the choir wall I loved so much.

Sunday, January 14, 2007

Waterlilies


When I first entered university I was registered as an Art History major (before trying out History, Environmental Science, Plant Genetics, Botany, Political Science and then landing on International Relations). I believe I fell in love with art while wandering the galleries of the Hermitage museum in St. Petersburg Russia as a junior in high school. The other students I was with rushed through the halls, irritated that we had to find a way to kill the next three hours. I was simply grateful for the reprieve from the endless tours of churches and set myself apart from the group to wander the galleries at my own leisure. I was as interested in the courtyard views presented from the palace windows, until I entered a room dedicated to Impressionism. Here I made my first contact with Monet.

I have often said that I always feel as if I am going home whenever I enter the foot of a mountain. This for me is where I feel at one with myself and my surroundings. And suddenly, I found myself with those same emotions in 1994-Russia. As I studied the water-color canvas of this Impressionist master, although I had never studied art previously, I understood the impact these pieces were intended to have. I recognized their departure from the previous styles, and I understood why these were considered masterpieces. I felt that despite the focally distorted landscapes, these paintings resonated a truth. Truth is light and these paintings showed truth in all its forms. Truth in the morning, midday, evening. Winter, spring, summer and fall. Sunset and sunrise. I spent three hours lost in these paintings.

The magnitude that first experience held has dwarfed every museum experience since - nothing compares. Just before we moved to Paris I read that after a $36 million-six year renovation, l'Orangerie museum was finally opening again to the public. Housed in l'Orangerie are "les Nympheas" a series of eight paintings of enormous scale: each measures 6.5 feet tall and if lined up side by side would measure 298.5 feet in width.

In 1897 Monet had the idea of creating a vast decorative ensemble into the impressions of which the spectator would be plunged. This idea progressed further and further in the Monet-Giverny-Nympheas epic. In 1918, he made a gift to France of the entire work of the Nympheas in its final form, in gratitude for the sacrifices of the war. The paintings were destined to be placed in a special gallery, the Orangerie, in the beautiful historic centre of Paris. Monet developed cataracts in both eyes. It was with this diminished vision that he reworked, destroyed or finished the huge mural decorations of the " cycle des Nympheas ".

The renovation's intention was to expose les Nympheas to natural light, thus altering the mood of each painting depending on weather conditions and time of day. Les Nympheas are arranged in two oval shaped galleries, one gallery evokes scenes at sunrise, the other at dusk.

When we visited, we were lucky enough to avoid crowds. and seized this opportunity to indulge ourselves in the meditative moments these works naturally yield, a dream-like state which I found myself loathe to abandon.

Beneath the Cathedral de Monet is housed the Walter-Guillame collection, with an additional 144 Impressionist paintings. The combination of all this recaptured my imagination and left me awestruck to be experiencing something again, for the first time.



Monet: “Les NymphĂ©as”
BY W. D. SNODGRASS (1960 Pulitzer Prize winner)

    The eyelids glowing, some chill morning.
O world half-known through opening, twilit lids
    Before the vague face clenches into light;
O universal waters like a cloud,
    Like those first clouds of half-created matter;
O all things rising, rising like the fumes
    From waters falling, O forever falling;
Infinite, the skeletal shells that fall, relinquished,
    The snowsoft sift of the diatoms, like selves
Downdrifting age upon age through milky oceans;
    O slow downdrifting of the atoms;
O island nebulae and O the nebulous islands
    Wandering these mists like falsefires, which are true,
Bobbing like milkweed, like warm lanterns bobbing
    Through the snowfilled windless air, blinking and passing
As we pass into the memory of women
    Who are passing. Within those depths
What ravening? What devouring rage?
    How shall our living know its ends of yielding?
These things have taken me as the mouth an orange—
    That acrid sweet juice entering every cell;
And I am shared out. I become these things:
    These lilies, if these things are water lilies
Which are dancers growing dim across no floor;
    These mayflies; whirled dust orbiting in the sun;
This blossoming diffused as rushlights; galactic vapors;
    Fluorescence into which we pass and penetrate;
O soft as the thighs of women;
    O radiance, into which I go on dying ...

Monday, January 08, 2007

Dream Girls

I have heard it said that if you think back to when you were a kid and try to remember what you would tell people when they asked "what do you want to be when you grow up", that is where you will find the most pure answer to that question. I have never forgotten my answers. When I would tell people they would always laugh really hard like I was telling a joke and I could never quite understand why. I always wanted to be a Fly Girl. You may remember them, the dancers from the comedic showcase "In Living Color." And of course, that is where I was first introduced to JLo. I guess it was the follow up to that statement that could be seen as humurous: "And also a Supreme Court Justice." Of course my dream of this was quelched years ago when I realized I had never had a real dance lesson ( I took a few classes in college, but had to ditch too often because of a story that Anais would be happy to share, but one I refuse to put on my blog) and didn't attend an Ivy League law school.

But, I just read in the Washington Post today that Beyonce is conducting a nationwide search for backup dancers for her upcoming international tour. If only I could make it back to the States right now (because THAT is what is standing between me and my dreams!)

Friday, December 29, 2006

Santa Claus is Coming to Town

This Christmas salute is a little late in coming, but hopefully you will appreciate it (especially the grandmothers) . We don't have a video camera, but used the record function on the digi cam. The film quality is not too good and I am just learning how to use our movie editing program, but please enjoy the film. Also, it appears the first 30 seconds are dead air...sorry for that.

Tuesday, December 26, 2006

Christmas Eve at Notre Dame




It seemed obvious that in order to truly celebrate the Christmas season in Paris, attendance at Midnight Mass at Notre Dame Cathedral was a must. Thus, following our traditional Christmas Eve tapas-style dinner we hopped in a taxi and headed for the Ile de la Cite. We arrived two hours early, stood in line, passed through metal detectors, and had my purse searched before finally pushing our way through the sea of believers and tourists. The architecture and history only added to the haunting and inspiring melody of Angels We Have Heard on High, the most beautifully simple arrangement of that song I have heard.


The walk home was breathtaking. All of Paris was lit for Christmas Day and the city streets were virtually empty. Unfortuantely, that also meant locating a taxi to get home in took a bit, but the walk along rue de Rivoli to Place de la Concorde, though tiring at 2am. reminded me that the Ghost of Christmas Present has been very generous this year.

Wednesday, December 20, 2006

For your viewing pleasure

Without access to tv networks, I find myself redirecting my attention to internet media. Here are some highlights.

This is something that has been popular on YouTube for a while, but I am thinking many of yu may not have seen it. I love it, and believe I will have our family performing this jig where ever we end up travelling.



The cover of December '06 issue of Vanity Fair had a smouldering photo of Brad Pitt, which garnered even more attention when he threatened legal action for the unapproved cover. It was actually a video portrait by the artist Rober Wilson. (Here it is, make sure to let it load all the way before playing)



And finally, a friend made us aware of this new search engine, ever computer geek's latest fantasy: www.msdewey.com

Saturday, December 09, 2006

All I Want for Christmas Is...

1. A Gilmore Girls Marathon. Really. I miss this show more than I care to admit!
2. To channel surf and end up watching Anderson Cooper or C-Span
3. My car to arrive so I can drive to IKEA
4. My car to arrive so I can take a road trip
5. The value of the US Dollar to stop declining so rapidly!!
6. Did I already mention the Gilmore Girls?
7. Friends, Everybody Loves Raymond, Seinfeld, The Simpsons, Entourage, Sex and the City
8. A few nights at the movies with Nate without having to spend $50 on a babysitter.
9. Gilmore Girls
10. The writers of Lost and Grey's Anatomy to set New Year's Resolutions to return the shows to their former glory.

(Clearly, I really miss TV!)

Tuesday, December 05, 2006

Lights, Camera, ACTION!

A few weeks ago Nate attended a BBQ where Jimmy Buffett happened to show up for an improptu concert. In addition to a guitar he brought along his friend, and producer, Frank Marshall. Nate and a few of his colleagues spent the afternoon chatting with the two before returning to their offices to IMDB Frank Marshall. As it turns out he is the producer of all the Indiana Jones and Back to the Future triologies, among many other noteworthy box office hits. More recently, he produced the Bourne Identity and Bourne Supremacy flicks, movies that moved Matt Damon into the #7 slot on my Top Ten Hollywood Men list.

On November 22, Nate called me insisting I get myself over to the Tuileries Gardens immediately. You see producer friend had emailed saying his cast and crew would be filming and Nate's office was welcome to come over and watch. Oh, sorry, I forgot to mention, they were filming The Bourne Ultimatum, starring Matt Damon. I was out the door in 15 minutes WITH my digi cam.

We arrived at the gardens which had been closed for the shoot to all but a few extras: a couple sitting on a park bench, a man with a dog, three girlfriends chatting and of course the star himself. I must say that there is a lot of standing around going on on a set. But, we did get to see two takes of one scene filmed. An old man with white hair and gray beard, rumor has it an arms dealer, is meeting with Jason and approaches him, Jason leaves empty handed. It is a 35 second scene. Maybe 2 minutes.





While we were watching the Ministry of Culture and something else had a representative there to present Matt Damon with a book. She and her colleague approached Nate and said, much to his delight, "Excuse me, I am sorry to bother you, but are you Matt's brother?" Nate, grinning and giddy, said "Sorry, no, but can you please repeat that so my wife hears you."

If any of you had the chance to read the Sexiest Man Alive issue of People magazine this last week, George Clooney gives a shout out to Matt Damon and says, "There is something about his eyes, they just sparkle." While Clooney might have been giving Matt a hard time, I have to say...they really do!!!

Thursday, November 30, 2006

Exchange Rates, Language Barriers, and a New Do

I have fallen into the ponytail trap.

Staying at home with a baby who stays in bed until about 10am hasn't encouraged me to change my nocturnal lifestyle. She is my alarm and I find it difficult to pull myself together before she wakes up from her afternoon nap. I have felt a nagging need to get a style overhaul a la What Not to Wear.

The woman who lived in our apartment previously left a business card for a local hair stylist. I have been considering calling her since we moved in, but fear of confusing important vocabulary kept me at bay. Finally, a fiasco of ensembles over Thanksgiving, in which even Nate told me once he didn't really like my outfit, led me to take the plunge. Nate booked the appointment for me and I never looked back.

It is a law in France for coiffeurs to post their prices in the salon windows. Most seem to range between 25-35 Euro. We arrived, I showed her photos of hairstyles I liked, but emphasized (at least I emphasized to Nate) that it was essential that my hair's natural texture be considered because I could not spend 30 minutes straightening it daily. She suggested a length, a combination of hairstyles, and we began the process.

As the hair started to fall I was amazed at how calm I was. This woman exuded the confidence French women are famous for - I believed she had the genetic coding to get style right. Two hours after I walked through the doors she had finished her masterpiece and was quite pleased with herself. If she thought it was great, then based on the above formula I had rendered as truth, it must be great. Nate gathered our coats while I went to the register to pay. "Quatre-vingt douze Euro sil vous plait" she said with a smile. COMMENT?? (I have a very hard time with numbers still, I must have heard wrong.) She kindly typed it into the calculator to show me: 92 Euro.

For liberal arts majors and those of you not keeping regular tabs on the current worth of the dollar abroad let me tell you what that means in plain American. ONE HUNDRED AND SEVENTEEN BONES!!! For a haircut. A haircut and a shampoo, she did put conditioner in too, but did that really cost that much more?? I handed over my payment and thought, "Happy Christmas to me." Too embarassed to look at the prices posted on the window immediately after exiting the store, I sent Nate on a reconnaisance mission later that night. His report was filled with extra costs hastily ignored.

They are as follows:
Haircuts, 31 Euro for short hair.
Haircuts, 36 Euro for medium length hair.
Haircuts, 41 Euro for long hair.
Haircuts with my hairstylist, who also happened to be the owner of the salon, 61 Euro
Haircuts with my stylist AND her "signature" consultation, 75 Euro
Conditioner extra
Blow Out add even more

Another expensive lesson in living overseas.

So, here it is. The haircut:

NASCAR aka the Etoile

We were lucky enough to have our second round of friends visit over Thanksgiving. Less than 12 hours before they were scheduled to board their flight, we took them on an adventure into the chaos commonly called the Place Charles DeGaulle. For those of you who have not been to Paris, you might not be familiar with the degree of fear, horror, and excitement this traffic circle causes for every American tourist I have come in contact with.

The circle itself has a total of 12 streets entering it from all different directions. There are no lanes, no rules but to ultimately yield to the incoming cars. To yield however is not to be confused with stopping. Watching the traffic is like watching a train wreck, you just can't move your eyes away. Smart cars, mopeds, buses, police cars, and unexperienced visitors add to the drama. We documented the event and are inclined to ask every visitor to Paris to drive the circle themselves. Like our own Parisian hazing ritual. I am putting my money on Leslie - after all, she was a professional driver!

When you are watching the video pay attention to the following for added entertainment value:
What is Ruby's immediate reaction?
How many times does Rebecca point out the Eiffel Tower before Nate records it?
How many times do we go around the circle, and is it intentional?
In your opinion, does the narrator/camera man even notice the occasion when we are nearly hit by two cars from both sides?

Enjoy.

Monday, November 27, 2006

An American in Paris...on Thanksgiving

11 AM: Wake up
1:00 PM: Leave house, go to toy store down the street to find a birthday gift for a 3 year old
1:30 PM: Realize you aren't looking for the child anymore, but actually more for yourself, hurry and leave...
2:30 PM: Hit a creperie for lunch
3:45 PM: Metro to Catacombs
4:00 PM: Last guests to enter "gravesite"
4:15 PM: Escorted by staff member to hurry us along so they can go home
4:17 PM: Convince Nate and Rebecca to walk slowly with the baby, thus stalling the impatient staff member so we can sneak ahead and take pictures (forbidden with flash)
4:45 PM: Leave Catacombs 20 minutes early thanks to impatient staff.
6:00 PM: Drop off birthday gift
7:30 PM: Dinner at local cafe, order duck (closest you can find to turkey)
10:00 PM: Reflect on the day, recognize how great the food was, but vow to always cook a real Thanksgiving meal in years to come...and not to visit mass graveyards in the future on a "day of thanks".

Catacombs 101: In the 18th century the central locale of Les Halles was plagued with disease. Improper burial practices compounded the problem, which created a vicious cycle. In order to alleviate the problem, and to create room for more graves, the Paris government secretly grave-robbed at night for several years, moving all the old bones to the catacombs, before the plan was discovered. (Shout out to Tad for all the great pictures his diligence made possible on this blog)


Sunday, November 26, 2006

Mont Saint Michel

A short night's sleep, an incident with incorrectly saving the car rental receipt, and a baby who wouldn't go to bed before midnight didn't stop us from making the 3.5 hour trek from Paris to Mont St Michel and back. The abbey for which the small island town is famous (4 million visitors annually) was built in the 10th century and was the fourth Christian Pilgramage locale (Jerusalem, Rome, Spain preceeding). The walk up the steep, narrow, and twisty roads crawling with kitschy souvenir shops shouldn't discourage you from making the complete summit to the abbey. Marveille (or Marvelous in English) is the name of the actual abbey situated on the pyramidal shaped granite island. The Eastern side of the building collapsed in the 14th century and was rebuilt with flying buttresses for support, when you view the pictures you can clearly differentiate the architectural distinctions between the two wings. Family Bonus: a few pictures of Ruby included in the slideshow.

Thursday, November 16, 2006

Take Manhattan Just Give Me That Countryside

Versailles is an essential day trip for anyone's Paris visit. For many Americans it seems the only link we have to the French: the revolution. This palace, should awaken a sense of horror in us. The audaciously lavish ceiling decor, the walls covered in silk and gold at a time when peasants were dying of hunger. On the surface we all like to think we cheer for the underdog. But ultimately, we walk the endless corridors somehow inspired, wondering what balls were thrown here, what the gentlemen and ladies of the court wore, and how we could use just an ounce of this lavishness to spice up our modest homes.

Growing up, like all little girls, I loved stories of princesses. I always wanted to live the life of royalty (and checked out nearly every book on Princess Diana available in our local library as proof), but dreamed of some day marrying a farmer. It is that constant internal juxtaposition that explains my love for country music and rap, political liberalism and religious conservatism, J.Lo and Jackie O. But, in my most recent visit to Versailles, I finally found how my two-selves could reconcile.

LE PETIT HAMEAU (The Hamlet)




(photos courtesy Shiloh)

We have heard stories of the extravagant lifestyle of Marie Antoinette, and some have seen it in Sophia Copola's recent movie starring Kirsten Dunst. But, can we give the girl a break already...she was just trying to live the simple life.

Here she escaped to bathed and perfumed sheep and cows wandering the landscaped pasteur. Marie could milk these cows and use porcelain pitchers to collect the milk. As an added bonus, the pitchers bore her monogram (a simple addition that really adds something, don't you think?)

The grounds at the Hamlet are complete with, in addition to the farm: a mill, a warming room, the Boudoir, the Dove Cote and a guard's house in addition to the Queen's House located at the edge of the "lake."

Wednesday, November 15, 2006

Manicure


Shannon gave Ruby a manicure while she was here. I think you can see by the look on Ruby's face, despite the closed eyes, how amazing she thought it was to get her nails done.

Wednesday, November 08, 2006

Happy Birthday Ruby!



Yesterday was Ruby's first birthday. She showed her tendancy to be like her mother: relishing the attention, demanding things her way, and leaving her tiara on throughout most of the festivities. We had a small party with a few neighborhood families over to sing happy birthday, eat cake, and ultimately cause such chaos in our house as to assuage any ideas of "another" any time soon. We imported party supplies (thanks to Ruby's favorite birthday present: Shannon) in red, white, and blue to celebrate both events of the day!




Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Guess Who's Coming to Dinner?


Our first guests arrived within 24 hours of eachother and the weekend was filled with a whirlwind of Parisian "Must-See's". The picture you see here is taken under the Arc de Triomphe, direction Champs Elysees (sadly the only group photo and it is blurry). Together we visited Versailles (bonus: free on first Sunday's of the month), Eiffel Tower, Arc de Triomphe and had a delightful meal for 20 Euro or less!

By the way, that is the infamous TB above, looking thrilled to be in Paris.

Sunday, November 05, 2006

Toussaint


Appropriately, the day following Halloween (which is only an imported holiday in France, used as a marketing tool for the ever-hungry consumer) is All Saint's Day in France (or Toussaint). Traditionally, the day has served as an opportunity for families to clean the graves of their departed. We thought it was a perfect opportunity to visit one of the world's famous cemetaries, Pere Lachaise, the eternal home of Jim Morrison, Chopin, Moliere, and the star-struck lovers Heloise and Abelard (wiki-them).


Over 300,000 bodies are buried within the 118 acres cemetary.


The almost-as-anti-climatic-as-the-Mona-Lisa grave of Jim Morrison. Fans have caused such chaos at the gravesite that a full time security guard has been hired to prevent vandalism and theft.



Chopin's tomb, attracted the largest crowds, as well as the most flowers and candles. The most incredible graves were found along streets far removed from the famous inhabitants of the cemetary, but who inspired their loved ones to create works of art to honor their memory.



Tuesday, October 31, 2006

I Want Candy



Ruby's first Halloween was a success, and athough she was initially hesitant with the idea of trick-or-treating, she quickly realized people were handing out treats for no clear reason. She even sneaked a Hershey's bar.

Friday, October 27, 2006

Hiro and Heroes

Thanks to iTunes I am able to keep up on a few new shows this fall. I have fallen in love with Heroes. Hopefully a few of you are watching it to. Not only does it have Jess from Gilmore Girls (a great selling point for me, but I am sure few of you), but it also has the best character to be in a tv show in recent memory: Hiro Nakamura. Is it just me, or does he remind any of you of Matt Anderson? Here is a brief clip, though there are so many more. Decide for yourselves and tune in weekly. (If you don't watch the show you should know they are realy super heroes, just discovering their powers, in this clip Hiro teleports for the first time)

Sunday, October 22, 2006

Attention: TB

Can you send us your email address? Or can someone who knows this guy and has a current email address please send us his email address, ASAP? Gracias

Friday, October 20, 2006

Material Girl

My French teacher took me on a field trip today to find fabric for curtains, etc...I write this down as much as a reference so I do not forget it at a later date and also to inform you all of the TRUE budget shopping opportunities available in this otherwise expensive city. You take Metro Line #2 to Anvers, the same stop you would use to go to Sacre Couer, as you walk toward the cathedrale their are rows, and rows of fabric stores. On rue de Pierre Picard, just to the right of the main thoroughfare, you will find Mercier. Here the fabrics are just as fabulous as the stores in my neighborhood, priced SIGNIFICANTLY lower. I actually found material in the exact same fabric that I had spyed just yesterday already converted to a curtain in a shop window. The fabric was 15 euro/metre or 60 Euro for the total amount you would need. The curtains were selling for 154 Euro.

Sadly, among all these reduced prices, I also found pompoms identical to a pair I had purchased in the Marais while on vacation here two years ago. These were over 50 Euro less than I spent.

Wednesday, October 18, 2006

Ghetto Fabulous

One last post on Marseille, and then I will return to Paris, I promise.

As soon as I discovered I would have a week along the Mediterranean, I jumped on the internet to find out all the information I could about our vacation destination. A few google links later, I had discovered a goldmine of information, which I would like to share with you today.

France, most of you will not know, has the second largest rap market in the world. If you were observant during the series finale of Sex and the City you heard the rythmic beat of MC Solaar rapping "La Belle et Le Bad Boy" (scene: Carrie crosses the street after leaving the Russian at his art show, Big passes her in a taxi). As soon as we heard the song, Nate and I purchased the cd on Amazon. The CD is phenomenal, I listened to it non-stop for months, blarring the lyrics as I drove into the US Capitol each morning. I hadn't loved rap so much since Big Pimpin' and Country Gramma' blasted from my Prelude stereo through the BYU parking lots. MC Solaar renewed my love affair with rap. He was lyrical, poetic, political, profund, and he did it with the most fantastic beats and his shirt off.

In my travel research on Marseille I discovered that the city, in large part because of the high poverty level and large number of immigrants, has a large rap scene. There is Paris rap (MC Solaar) and there is Marseille rap. Those of you who paid any attention to popular culture in the 90s will remember the East Coast, West Coast rivalries immortalized in the deaths of Biggie Smalls, and TuPak. I digress...

Once I found out that Marseille was a hot bed of hip hop and rap, I knew I had to find true Marseille rap, I could care less about finding good bouillebasse (the famous cuisine of the region), I just wanted to find THE rap, the MUST HAVE Marseille rap. One afternoon, I wandered into the Virgian record store and checked out the cd collection. Before I found French rap, I had a great time flipping through flamenco, Sierra Leonean Refugee Camp tunes, Yiddish, Iranian Dance, etc...I could have spent a fortune. Finally I found the French rap section. It was huge. I didn't know how to find a decent artist. Finally, two guys in their mid-20's dressed in addidas running suits and gold chains stopped in the section. I knew it was my chance. "Pardon, Je cherche une vrais Marseillaise rap cd." (Hey, I am looking for a true Marseille rap cd). The guys started talking, arguing, flipping through a few options, until finally, they chose PSY4 (Psy-catre, like psychiatry). Check out their album at their website, it won't disappoint. French rap gives me hope in the genre.

http://www.psy4delarime.fr/psy4delarime.htm

Sunday, October 15, 2006

Newsflash!

If you recently read the NYTimes travel section there is an article on Paris at night. The author talks about looking into people's windows and discovering what Parisians are up to. We used that as our permission slip to start really looking in others homes. A woman across the street from us just pranced in front of her well-lit room fully naked, and by just I mean I can still see her out of the corner of my eye. We never saw that in the suburbs of Northern Virginia!

La Marseillaise

We spent the last week along in the Mediterranean in the old port town of Marseille. Marseille is the oldest city in France, second largest in terms of population, and a city which I felt is all too often overlooked by tourists. The city's location has allowed it to be a melting pot of cultures: north african, islamic, and Italian primarily. It didn't actually allow centralized French rule until the late 17th century, but still holds the honor of having the French national anthem named in honor of the volunteer soldiers that assisted in the revolution of 1789.

Our View:


We stayed in a residence located on the Corniche President J.F. Kennedy (imagine that! The French naming a street after a U.S. President). The Corniche covers 5km of coastal property and was built in the 1880s as a means of providing work for the large numbers of unemployed. Unlike boardwalks so popular in most beach towns, the Corniche is built above sea level and overhangs the actual coast line. As you walk along it, there is nothing between you and the water. The homes in this area sit high on the hillside (about four filghts of stairs up). We woke in the morning to the suns rays illuminating the limestone island archipelago that sits just off the coast.

Vieux Port:
In the center of town, this port has 3500 berths, a daily fish market (where we saw a shark being divided up for multiple purchases), and leads you into Le Panier, the oldest quarter in Europe (or so they say).



Le Panier:
Any guide book will refer to this as a "charming and picturesque" neighborhood, and while I loved every moment I spent there, I don't think those are the correct words. Unlike most European historic areas, this one is still alive. The streets are not a museum to the medieval times. The only building of nearly 2,000 to have outlived the bombs of WWII houses an average hair salon on the ground floor. Historic landmarks are indicated with enamel placards on the facades of homes, the windows above displaying the days laundry stretched between wondow panes. The narrow cobblestone streets, lead you like along a maze like path, in and out of the homes stacked one on top of the other. A recnt urban renewal project is leading artisans back into the area (if you are from DC think U Street). You can find ceramics, soaps (a Marseilles specialty), and tiles, all in studios where you can watch the artists actually making the product. Naturally, as per the description above and any knowledge you have of my navigational skills you may have already determined that Ruby and I were lost at some point. that would be a correct assumption. Ultimately, an old beggar peed himself while yelling at me and chasing us up the street.




Family Photos:
We loved Marseille, the Mediterranean, the sun, and getting out of Paris for a few days (here you felt you could step outside in jeans and a pony and not feel like you need to head back inside until you get yourself properly attired). Ruby played on the beach for the first time, we visited the Chateau d'If (the prison that inspired stories such as Man in the Iron Mask and the Count of Monte Cristo), and enjoyed evening walks along the coast discovering hidden inlets and fishing ports.


Sunday, October 08, 2006

Painting...still

In an attempt to make our house feel more like our home, we have been in the process of painting. The process of chosing a color-scheme has been months in the making (I can never quite keep my mind made up about what colors I prefer in which rooms) As soon as I was certain I wanted to dining room in a shade of yellow, Ruby decided to eat some (see photo below) and I began reading the short story "The Yellow Wallpaper." The combination of the two swore me off the color altogether.

Nate began painting our living room a gorgeous olive green (this paint color is the best I have used yet!) the day before he and Ruby became sick for a week. It's almost finished, except for one wall which is only completed up to the 6 foot mark.

Hopefully soon we will have pictures of the completed masterpeice.

Saturday, October 07, 2006

MIA

Despite our lack of entries, we have been quite busy discovering new places, revisiting old favorites, and just settling in. Here are a few pictures of our visit last weekend to the Palace Versailles. The fountains are only turned on for the weekends from April-October. The grounds are tremendous and when added with the visual ambience of the fountains, as well as 17th and 18th century French music you can grasp the grandeur of the reign of the Sun King.




Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Notice to Guests

I love IKEA. I make no apologies for it. Yes, it is cheap, but that is precisely the reason I get such a rush going through their store room. To think an entire room can be decorated for such a low price, it is truly phenomenal. Some of us may go through times where it is beneath us and we decide we need to get "Grown-up" furniture, IKEA was just soooo college. But not my college room. I wish my college room had been IKEA, then maybe I could affored Pottery Barn today.

But here is the one drawback, everyone LOVES IKEA. And when you furnish your house completely in IKEA, everyone knows where you got it and they always want you to know they know. "Oh, the Billy Bookcase from IKEA." or "Ahh yes, we saw this kitchen island at IKEA too." or "You got this at IKEA didn't you" Those comments keep me from purchasing more items from that glorious place. Perhaps it is me and the complete fear I have a showing up at a party dressed in the same outfit as another person, but I feel like when people come to your home and point out all your IKEA purchases it is the interior decorating equivalent. And truth be told, I find it to be quite rude.

But, I can no longer be held back by what I perceive to be the bad manners of house guests. Prices in Europe are too high and if I want to buy anything "French" then most of what I buy must be cheap scandinavian. So I simply ask, when you visit and we show you around the house, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, don't point out all our IKEA furniture. You have some too and let's be honest, you love it!

(For those planning an upcoming visit, the IKEA is located near an outlet mall between Paris and the airport there you will find well priced clothing and some of the most adorable shoes I have seen at the most reasonable prices yet!)

Wednesday, September 13, 2006

Move-In Day



Move-in day is over. Thanks to a sister from our ward who has been living abroad for 31 years and offered a helping hand in keeping our baby occupied, we were able to get almost everything unpacked and settled by the end of the day. All our boxes and furniture entered the house through an outside elevator. Nothing was strapped in, pedestrians on the street had no issues walking underneath, and Nate and I couldn't help but wonder how many federal health and safety violations this endeavor was breaking. But truth be told, I think Dan and Von would be a lot happier over the several times they have helped move our furniture if they could have done it this way.

Saturday, September 09, 2006

Finally

We moved into our place today, it is really something! In lieu of pictures, just note that the neighbors across the hall have a uniformed maid.

Thursday, September 07, 2006

Surviving the Louvre

Anyone who has been there will attest the following:
1. Viewing the Mona Lisa is anti-climatic, you don't really care what is behind that smile, mostly because you won't get closer than 10 yards.
2. The enormous scale of the structure is overwhelming.
3. So what? If you haven't been studying ancient greece, egypt or the italian renaissance you will unlikely be compelled to stop at one painting for reflection.

What I can tell you having been there with a child in a stroller:
1. Tourists, not Parisians, are the true bane of of life in this city. They are rude, rude, rude.
2. The American Disabilities Act is a blessing, or you may find yourself walking backwards up several flights of marble staircases, and the tourists won't offer you a hand.
3. Rick Steves, though often a fantastic resource, becomes evermore annoying when he makes the following comment about the Venus de Milo in his guide book after you just dragged the stroller (and a very displeased child) up the stairs, "What were her arms doing? I say she was picking her navel."
4. A child who cannot yet walk CAN be a thief, so check what she is holding before you exit a bookstore in one of the most secure buildings in the world.
5. After a day of feeling overwhelmed by what you attempted, and underwhelmed by the art you experienced, the pyramid and the courtesy ride in an open-air elevator located in the exact center of the structure is a beautiful sight, and possibly the only thing you can take a picture of.

So, after all this what will I do now?
1. Study, study, study...and ask the all important question, "Why is this significant"
2. Break it down by wing and floor
3. Go at night (it is open until 9:45 on Wednesday and Fridays) and in the colder months to avoid the obnoxious tourists
4. Talk Nate into taking care of the baby when I go!

Friday, September 01, 2006

Stalking 101

I love Madonna. Love her.

Yesterday, I had to attend a "Spouse Breifing" to get general information on how to live in this city, the moment I was in the hallway I told Nate it was a complete waste of my morning. Nate had an hour and a half before he could take lunch, and it was such a lovely day out that I decided to wait for him. Then I remembered, Madonna was staying at the Hotel across from the park--and to think I was about to waste away the afternoon reading on a park bench.

Ruby and I headed over for the hotel. Eventually Madge had three mercedes parked in front for her "quick" exit. The size of the group of onlookers continued to grow, the size of the security detail grew, local police showed up for crowd control, paparazzi with camera lenses the like I have never seen perched on vespas were out in large numbers...my anticipation mounted, I knew I was about to see her, and not on a stage, or on a MTV interview, but in her full diva glory. I had a perfect view, but then the police decided to move all of us in that area...then I realized I have a badge to the building that would give me the best view in the house, and no one was allowed to stand in front of me now! So, abusing the privelages of my badge, I gained entry to a new point for stalking, and continued to wait. By this time, I had resorted to letting Ruby crawl around on the sidewalk to keep her entertained so I could wait for Madonna. Three hours later I was still there, her mercedes were still parked outside, the group was even larger than it had been, and I just couldn't wait anymore. She is a genius though, she had those cars parked and ready for her exit, her personal security detail ready for hours before she left. She generated so much attention before she left that old people would stop, ask what was happening, and then say "oh la la, Mah-doe-nah" (that was my french accent in writing) and wait. The crowd looked huge, but it had taken hours to create.

I ditched out. A few minutes later, from a cafe down the road, we heard the fans and the sirens.

Wednesday, August 30, 2006

Target Dog

If you don't get that title, congratulations, you aren't watching too much t.v. After a walk through the Marais this evening (and a Ruby photo shoot in the Place des Vosges) we passed a place called BHV, just next door to the Hotel de Ville. It is Target on crack. I love it. I was so worried I wouldn't find a replacement for my Target addiction in the land where boutique shopping rules, but alas, it is here, and it is glorious.

Don't get me wrong, boutique shopping is still the highlight of being a window shopper in this city. Our evening was intended to be a walking tour of the Marais a la Rick Steves. In an effort to locate a shop he highlighted as a must see in the neighborhood we fell onto the rue de Francis Bourgois. This is the street to shop on. Here, every style and every budget is addressed. I haven't yet heard the street mentioned in any of my guide books as a place to hit, but thus far, it is the best consolidated boutique area, a Parisian version of the outlet mall.

I promise, soon, very soon we will have pictures that show you why these places are more fab than I can even explain.

Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Cliff Notes posting

1. I prefer the bus to the metro: you see the city, it doesn't stink, and most importantly, it is super easy for me to ride with the stroller
2. If you see a Japanese tour group bound into a fashion establishment, by all means FOLLOW. I did this three times and was giddy with the excitement of the boutique shops I found (and they were affordable!)
3. The Galleries Lafayette puts every mall and department store I have ever experienced to shame. It has 7 floors, and the clothes...OHHHH THE CLOTHES!!!
4. After hitting so many fantastic stores I passed a Gap, with a tour bus of Americans unloading into it...WHY? WHY? WHY? After spending an afternoon around Paris, Gap becomes more ORDINARY than SIMPLE...and that is a crime.
5. How do the Parisenne's walk on cobblestones in heels. I walk in heels, I love them, but tried out the cobblestone combo on Sunday...just can't do it.
6. I am falling in love with perfume! This weeks fave: Lolita Lempicka (also available at Nordstrom's)
7. Big thanks to everyone who is viewing the site, we got 115 hits this last week...that is more like it people!!
8. We can't find our camera cord, once we do, we will upload pictures.
9. I wish I were out shopping right now
10. Two years...can't I stay longer!

Thursday, August 24, 2006

Home Sweet Home

Hallelujah we made it out of that horrific place!!! After one night of misery in which Sina and I shared one of Ruby's towels and her Paris blanket since we didn't dare use any of the blankets provided, we managed to convince those in charge of our housing situation that in no way could we spend another minute in the 5-bedroom maze. So after having packed up all our stuff last night, including Barkley, and moving it over there, tonight we did it all over again in reverse, and we're happily settled back into our little 1-bedroom slice of comfort in Boulogne. Barkley may be the only sad one in this case, as the maze actually had long balconies stretching across the full length of the apartment for him to run around on, but as much as we love him, he'll just have to be satisfied with long walks in the park here.

Wow, I could never have guessed a plain little old apartment like this one could make me so happy! My mom used to tell us kids we weren't allowed to take our socks off in motel/hotel rooms (actually she still tells us that!) I'll admit I've fallen a bit in my adherence to that rule, but let me assure you those socks stayed on last night till I was actually in bed. Now that we're back here, it's sweet freedom for my tired toes!!

Serenity NOW!!!!

The Honeymoon is SOOO Over...

Sadly, as I write, I understand no one may read this entry. You see this evening Nate and I were moved to our second temporary housing location. Our first spot was a one bedroom apartment in a suburb that required a 30-45 minute metro ride to get into the city. Despite these factors, we were moderately happy with the situation: free cable (all hail the BBC), free internet access, easy and secure entry into our quarters. But for some reason, we were asked to move to a different suburb, closer to the city, and into a five bedroom apartment.

I spent the day packing, AGAIN, cleaning the house for the next arrival, AGAIN, washing all the hospitality sheets and towels (hadn’t done that one YET) and in general gearing up for another adventure. When we arrived at the “new” apartment, I couldn’t have been more disappointed. The further I walked through the endless symphony of mazes that are the hallways in a 5-bedroom, 3 bidit (that is, 3 small bathroom-type rooms with only a sink and a bidet), 2 full bath, 2 half bath, and 1 quarter bath (that's a very small room with only a toilet) apartment, I realized what I had potentially signed myself up for in this nomadic lifestyle we have chosen. Large swaths of paint were peeling of the walls, all the paint along the baseboards was peeling, large red stains in several locations on the carpet, and the smell...ohh, the smell. I felt like we had just moved from the Courtyard Marriott to a seedy Super 8 Motel somewhere in Kansas (no offense to my various friends from that great state).

I put Ruby on the floor in what was to be her bedroom. I needed to set up her bed as it was well past her bedtime. I looked back at her and she was coughing, she had already found something here to stick in her mouth. Despite my best efforts to keep my eyes on her, before she feel asleep we repeated this activity three different times. It wasn’t my favorite.
Once she was in bed, I decided it was time to start cleaning. BLEACH, BLEACH, BLEACH. I started in the kitchen. Now, if you have been reading this blog you will remember my absolute joy at the state of the kitchen in the last place, it wasn’t a missionary kitchen. When I looked in the kitchen sink, and I have refrained from taking my blog down this road in the past, but you just need to know, or rather I need to share...as I was saying in the kitchen sink I found several pubic hairs. Just writing that makes me heave, AGAIN.

The bedding they had for us was stained in several spots. Luckily you couldn’t tell exactly what the stains were from. When I shook out the blanket to make the bed two of those heavy, industrial-type staples came flying out. The thought of going to bed tonight makes me want to cry...oh wait I have done that already. Thus, I am finding solace in nursing a Coke (full strengh for this situation, no Diet). Thank goodness I brought along my favorite scented candle from Anthropologie, its gentle aroma and soft light just may be the only thing keeping my sanity intact!

Off to clean the shower, so I can take a shower.

Tuesday, August 22, 2006

Running

I just had to add my own small post tonight to Sina's. And first may I say that I found it fascinating that funeral potatoes do indeed have a culino-anthropological cousin here in France in the aforementioned "ravioli gratin"!

When I lived in France a few years back, I marveled at the phenomenon of French people running. Such a reserved people so much of the time, one would only occasionally see them jogging in the park, but otherwise spotting a Frenchman running was like spotting a wild puma in Central Park. Why run, when there are still a few puffs of that Gauloise to smoke, or one more barb to launch in whatever deep and thought-provoking discussion you and your compatriots are in the midst of?

Rare that is...unless the bus is coming.

Mind you, the bus and metro systems all across France run like clockwork - the most efficient systems I've ever used, and you don't even mind riding the bus here either, as there's no sense of any sort of "mass-transit caste system" prejudice that seems to come with riding the bus in the States. What that means in practical terms is that if you miss one, another one will be along any second, and will get you to wherever you're headed just as reliably as the bus you just missed.

But show the average French person, particularly young ones, a bus rounding the corner towards their favorite spot, or hear the sound of that metro train just arriving at the station, and they become like rabbits headed for shelter - nothing shall stand in the way of their catching that bus!

I'd thought things had perhaps changed, especially since Sina and I seem to see a few more joggers around our neighborhood, but today I was given another delicious taste of this crazy French compulsion. On the way home from work, I'd just stepped off a train to transfer to another, when the door-closing signal sounded behind me. I glanced up and there it was...the dark-clothed blur, the pounding footsteps, and, in spite of another train on its way in a matter of moments, a look of terror on that poor girl's face that possibly equaled that of her great-great-grandmother's as the Prussians descended on Paris so many years ago.

Mais t'inquiete pas ma cherie, un autre train arrive!

Parc de Boulogne

Not to be confused with the Bois de Boulogne, a forest of ill-repute in the evenings, the Parc de Boulogne is a beautiful park (rather small in comparison to the 865 hectare Bois--that is over 2000 acres for those of you still using the non-metric system). The park is a short walk from our temporary housing and has several streams and ponds, bridges and beautiful park benches, ducks and even a few beavers. After I took Ruby and Barkley out for a leisurely afternoon walk, I came back to our apartments to find several women playing with thier children inside the compound (which has only a small grassy area). I have to wonder, why play in the compound when this beautiful park that is just so much nicer is a SHORT walk away?

For anyone who has children I think the Parc de Boulogne is an excellent place to stop for an afternoon away from the city bustle. Even more importantly, it is only a few blocks from this little brasserie we found this evening called the Cafe du Theatre located on the rue de Paris. We had the scalloped ravioli for an appetizer and it was divine! The way they cooked the cheese is the way Funeral Potatoes wish the cheese could be made...if only I could learn how to do that myself. Nate thinks it is quite funny that I am eating French cuisine and dreaming of funeral potatoes, but I love them, I make no apologies for that.

Since I am from Utah and have participated in one too many "Progressive" Dinner activities, I feel I could make an amazing day of progressive meals for friends that visit...a full day of eating. It would likely start with these appetizers. If you ever come, let me know if you are interested in this Gastronomical Tour de France.

Monday, August 21, 2006

Paris Plage

Every August, as a consolation to the few Parisians who stay in the city when all others are on vacation, truckloads of sand are placed on the banks of the Seine creating a beach in the center of one of the world's largest cities. This year, Paris Plage was dedicated to the idea of French Polynesia, which ultimately meant the random placement of aloha print and woven mats. Various activities are provided throughout the event site, which is located on the right bank just east of Notre Dame. Unlike American festivals which would have come up with kitchy activities to honor the French Polynesian theme, this festival was 100% French. Boules ball, beachside louge chairs for reading or people watching, and even a swimming pool--which when we passed it was conducting a swim aerobics class, were available for all.

Perhaps it was the weather, a constant mixture of sun and rain--or perhaps it is owed to being the last weekend in the month-long event, but it seemed a little wanting. Don't get me wrong, it is beautiful to walk along the banks of the Seine, but one doesn't need sand deposited there to enjoy it. We will likely go back next year, early in the season, when the sun is shining, perhaps we will have a better opinion. But for now, I do not believe we will be recommending it to any of our friends who come to visit.

One recommendation we can make however is walking along the Seine, as opposed to on the Quai's just above. It is a small difference in distance, but it is the difference between a leisurely walk along a beautiful river with some of the world's best scenary along your way, or the rushed crowds of tourists shopping at the overpriced Bouquinnerie and cars honking at every small infraction. Without knowing it we walked nearly three miles, and it felt like we had the city all to ourselves.

Thursday, August 17, 2006

I Love the BBC

I really, really love the BBC. Tonight I watched a show that discussed how all the US media moguls do is copy British television shows (can you believe it but even as far back as All in the Family and Sanford and Son...yup they were British first). In addition, they mocked our soap operas with a special shout-out to the well deserving, over the top Passions. They pondered our "values" when we ban the "F-Word" but promote shows like "Predator Justice."

But the most entertaining portion of the show came from a little clip I can't believe I had never seen. I am slightly ashamed of myself since I pride myself on my pop culture prowess, but this one flew under my radar. R. Kelly created a hip-hopera in 2005 called "Trapped in the Closet." It was so big he even performed segments of it on the VMAs and was honored with a special guest mockery apperance on "South Park."

Since I missed it I am assuming many of you did as well. So, for your viewing enjoyment, I am including episode nine courtesy of my favorite website www.youtube.com.

(The BBC also has a tv show called "Old Dogs, New Tricks" with fiesty women in their 50s who go undercover to call con-artist businessee to the floor, they are a true treat and I hope you all get a chance to see them soon. Not only did we watch tv today--the tv here is just so good!!--but Ruby and I took our first walk along the Champs Elysees to meet Nate after work. We grabbed sandwiches for dinner and then headed over the the Tuileries Gardens for a little picnic.)

Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Conversations With Other Women

I have only been out of the States for six days and already, I am missing events on the pop culture spectrum. I hadn't heard about this movie before I left, probably due to the fact that I hadn't made it to a theatre in months (still haven't seen DaVinci Code or last summer's big hits King Kong or Batman Begins), but I would have made arrangements for this one. If you haven't heard about it check out the movie trailer here http://fabrication.filmtrackonline.com/films_detail.asp?txtQuickSearch_FilmTitle=%7BFAAA8B59-6CF8-41C2-8D9F-CE0FD20BB6CF%7D&new=1

The director decided the tried and true story of having a secong chance with love could only be given a new breath of life if it was told as two stories, thus he films the entire movie on a split screen. The idea of this movie captivates me. Movies that have dialogue, character development, and interesting filming are all I need for a good night at the cinema.

If any of you see it, please drop me a note, or post a comment to tell me your thought, and give it a rating (scale of 1-10)

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

Road Trip

This is for Shannon. Though we may not have seen the movie together, I have to believe we both know the multiple layers of truth and emotions expressed in this one simple scene define a generation, well at least they describe us at some point in our lives. This song is dedicated to you because, really, half of being a friend is knowing you always have a place to call home when they are around.

Five Things I Have Learned...Already

1. Masculine vs. Feminine: This is a war of language, not of sexes. In French every noun is either masculine or feminine and it seems as if the French have a natural intuition of what article goes with which noun. However, while watching children play in the sandboxes and wading pools at the Luxembourg Gardens, I overheard a most entertaining conversation. Chloe, who was probably about four years old, wanted to fill her arrosoir (watering can) with water from the pools. She was trying to communicate this to her father and repeatedly said "ma arrosoir" (the feminine article). Rather than addressing her comments he would simply reply with a gentle correction, the masculine article "mon arrosoir." A simple correction in her speech yielded her a full watering can.

2. They smile: Really, I promise they do and quite often. It is likely in response to the little person sitting in the stroller, but nearly every person passes with an adoring smile. It might be directed at the bebe, but they are smiling. Additionally, they don't smile out of nervousness, much like we do (come on you all know when you accidentally make eye contact with someone on the street you give a nervous reactionary smile out of the corner of your mouth, while shifting your eyes the other direction), they smile for a reason. While eating lunch at an outdoor cafe in the Place de la Sorbonne (excuse my use of "name" dropping, but I still can't come to terms with the fact that I actually live here) it began to rain, immediately an automated awning extended across all the outdoor patrons with a great amount of noise. Knowing we had all shared in the awkward experience smiles, and a few laughs even, were exchanged.

3.They WILL speak English: They strike up conversations with me on the metro, when they see my French is limited they switch, all to quickly I might add, to English. I have however, avoided using any English in retail shops, and prefer to look through windows than venturing inside.

4. They are NOT all thin: They ARE all short.

5. They are not all fashionistas: Thus far, I am not inspired. I have not seen do-rags tied in all manner of fanciness, I have not seen one outfit I would like to copy, I have not seen any creative colors, new twists on old classics, etc...I have seen a lot of ballet flats (many more options than we have in the States) paired with jeans, and as anyone who has traveled in Europe can attest, America just does the jean better.

I offer only one disclaimer: it is August, and while many of the people in the city are French, I cannot guarantee that they are Parisians.

Sunday, August 13, 2006

L'Eglise

Nate's office sponsor who greeted us at the airport ended up being LDS, thus eliminating any possibility of flying under the ward radar for a week or so - not that we would ever be tempted to do such a thing. From our temporary housing it takes an hour and two metro transfers to get to the chapel. The location of the ward is spectacular however. After church we opted to walk through the neighborhood, which meant past the Centre Pompidou, through the Louvre grounds and gardens, and finally to the Place de la Concorde. I don't think either of us have accepted the fact that we are actually living here.

Both Nate and I have to go to his office tomorrow, but as a little bonus Tuesday is a holiday. I don't think we will have a problem becoming accustomed to French living. (As a final note: Ruby slept from 2am-noon last night. It is now 9:30pm and she is fast asleep. That kid sleeps like a champ, no jet lag problems so far!)

Saturday, August 12, 2006

How Do You Solve a Problem Like Maria?


Today we arrived in Paris, despite the challenges that faced us in getting here, once we were on the airplane everything went rather smoothly. Ruby slept the entire flight. Barkley was waiting for us at the cargo hold. All our luggage was accounted for, and we immediately found our ride to our temporary quarters.

The apartment isn't bad, a small one bedroom place located 15 minutes from a metro station. Having only experienced Europe in missionary housing, I was startled by how nice and clean bathrooms and kitchens in Europe can actually be. We were exhausted and decided to take no more than a two hour nap. Once we woke up we discovered we had access to the Armed Forces cable networks, as well as wireless internet access. As Nate checked his emails and connected with life back home, I tried to immerse myself in the local culture the best way I know how - television.

Many of you know my affinity for the Sound of Music. I love it, have it memorized, watched it nearly every Sunday through out my life, and believe that Captain Von Trapp is one of the first men to have ever been on my Top Ten list. You can imagine the utter thrill I experienced when I found out that BBC was premiering a new competition, "How Do You Solve a Problem Like Maria?" I was intrigued and postponed going on our walk to the Eiffel Tower to find out more.

As it turns out "Sir" (I guess if Tom Jones gets knighted, it loses some of its mystique and we can excuse the use in this instance) Andrew Lloyd Weber has decided to bestow upon the public the great honor of casting an unknown actress as Maria in his new production. The format is one we are all too familiar with: three judges assess perfomances, but ultimately we, the people, have the final say. This British Ryan Seacrest (hereafter referred to as BRS) reminds us that deciding the next Maria is an honor not to be take lightly, if given to the wrong woman, the result would be disastrous. He goes as far as suggesting "catastrophic consequences". Thus, we are warned to choose wisely.

Originally six thousand women auditioned, 50 made it to what BRC called a "mass Maria execution" in which they stood on stage singing their hearts out while Sir Andrew walked amongst them tapping them on the shoulder if their chance was over. Now, only ten remain.

I was familiar with the cult following Sound of Music has generated over the last years. However I was not aware of the tremendous scale of this fan base. Not only can viewers vote for the next Maria, but you can sing along with the actresses thanks to on-screen lyrics. And that isn't all, there is also a competition for the most creative Sound of Music costumes from at-home viewers.

The show seemed to be a little lack lustre, but it is more interesting than watching "the Hoff" and Brandy tell a duo of clothes changing magicians how amazing they are. I can't say I am addicted, but I can tell you I will tune in next week to see what else this competition has to offer.

(Please note: We did eventually get out for a walk to the Eiffel Tower, ate Croque Monsieurs and hot cocoa-it was very cold- at an outdoor cafe)

Friday, August 11, 2006

On the Road

The date of our move, as one friend so aptly described it, has been a moving target. It seems everytime we make a plan a new one is developed. This could not have been more true than on Wednesday when over 14 contingencies plans were developed (and that is NOT an exaggeration.) For those who have not been kept up to speed these are some of the plans we have in a five day period: Leave for Paris Monday, leave Wednesday, leave next wednesday, go on a road trip to Maine while we waited, then on Tuesday we got a call to leave Wednesday after all. Not only did we have to have all of our bags packed and prepared to live out of for 2 months while our permanent housing is arranged, but we decided last week to rent our home instead of sell. Luckily we found renters, but they were set to arrive on the same day as we were set to leave. It was utter chaos. In addition, we discovered last minute that the aircraft from DC to NYC was not large enough to carry our dog cargo. Finally we decided to fill our station wagon with the dog and any other cargo that would fit to NYC, however this solution left no room for our baby and half our luggage, so Nate and Ruby flew, and I got in the car for one last road trip to NYC.

Somewhere along the way, I wondered how it was I got stuck driving while Nate got to take the flight, but not two hours later, I realized that ultimately I got the better end of the deal. Bad weather in NYC kept Nate and Ruby grounded, on the tarmac, back and forth between the runway and the gate for seven hours. Our flight to Paris left at 9pm, Nate and Ruby finally arrived in NYC at Midnight. Of course, Ruby handled it better than anyone else.

So, we missed our flight, and hope to get out of here this evening...stay tuned, plans have been known to change.

Tuesday, July 18, 2006

Let's Hear it for the Boy

This is a shout out for my Matt, with out whom I would not be where I am today. You, like this video clip, changed my life.

Monday, July 17, 2006

Shout Out, Part Deux

This one is for Anais. This song most definately didn't have the staying power of a classic, but it does bring me back to some of our greatest summer memories. Trampolines, dances, naps, backyard band parties, James and Cameron, etc... This summer you let me listen to my bad hip hop, and I learned to love real music. You also made me start watching rated R movies.

Enjoy!

Friday, July 14, 2006

Shout Outs, Part Une

As I get ready to leave the great USA, I wanted to send musical shout outs to all my girls. A little video dedication straight from me to you.

This one is for Lacey, hopefully it will bring back as many great memories for you as it does for me!

Wednesday, June 21, 2006

Father's Day and Feminism

Sunday, June 18 was Father’s Day. It was the first time I would really celebrate it with my small family and I was anxious to set up a few traditions that would last a generation. After a weekend camping trip, we came home and hurried ourselves to prepare for church. Mother’s Day is a HUGE day of celebration at church. Women of all ages and adoring sons, stand at the pulpit to pontificate on the necessary qualities of being a “Mother in Zion.” Unfortunately, the day is rife with statements such as, “My mother was wonderful, she was never sick” or, this years winner “When I was younger I always focused on my career, now that I want children I see that I have no talents that would have properly prepared me for motherhood.” Clearly, being a mother in Zion means you are healthy and that regardless of the personal traits, education, and character you have developed, you are not a proper mother if you do not sew, cook, or keep a home well. I won’t even mention what indications are given to women who have no children. Fortunately, however, you do have the occasional talk that honors true motherhood: love, charity, knowledge and a Christ-like example.

Father’s Day, however is a different story. I anticipated similar talks, daughters expressing gratitude to daddy’s who adore them, single men preparing to be father’s someday discussing traits of that great calling, and grown men offering sentiments about their own father’s and being a father. However, this was far from what would actually occur. The talks from the pulpit praised the value of early morning seminary. Not one mentioned a Father, Heavenly or mortal.

As the talks went on I became increasingly offended. The message being sent to the entire congregation was two fold: the significance of Father’s in the home was minimal and the only manner in which the value of womanhood is extolled is in relation to motherhood. My daughter’s father is an integral part of her life. He rocks her in his arms when she is hurt, he makes sure she has food in the house, among many other, even more important tasks. He is both a nurturer and a provider. Sadly, his traits were not honored. Neither were those of a busy Bishop who manages the ward full time, his job, and a daughter in high school, nor the father of six who takes his sons with him to Home Teach every month. The only “shout out” these Fathers received was a sucker bouquet and a talk that informs them of everything they are doing wrong.

Not only does this lack of appreciation under value the significant role of fathers, it overemphasizes the role of the woman in the home. Men must be busy in fulfilling their bureaucratic church duties, while the wife is to be at home, tending to the matters of the family. Any “murmuring” on her part is because she does not understand that he has a higher call he is filling. This limited point of view is the lazy man’s version of our culture and gospel. In a very real sense a man’s place, as much as the woman, is in the home. With so much conversation in recent years on the degradation of the family, one would hope a greater understanding with regard to a two parent household would be facilitated. Instead, the role of a woman continues to be typecast and the definition of marriage is the topic of discussion. Numerous academic studies indicates that for children who lack a significant male presence in the home, more have statistically lower income, lower grades, and lower self-esteem, as well as a decreased ability to communicate in contrast to homes where the mother is the absentee parent. Perhaps as we continue to emphasize the family we will actively recognize it as consisting of two parents and show each part of the entity its due honor and praise.

Friday, June 09, 2006

The most anticipate Baby Pictures

I finally found some! Sadly, I can barely get a good look at the baby, but I think it was another brilliant PR move by the Jolie-Pitt camp to deliver the baby by cesarean. The child has so much expectation to be gorgeous that a conehead with yoda-like skin would receive ridicule like unto Chelsea Clinton.

Dieting Hell

A woman recently unearthed 1974 Weight Watchers recipe cards. With culinary treats such as mackrel pudding, and a slender quencher (containing a combination of milk and orange pulp) is it any wonder there is an aversion to "dieting"?

Thursday, June 08, 2006

Pretty in Pink

Each year about this time I experience a giddy excitement, attributed only to the idea that this might be the year that Jan Ullrich again claims the Maillot Jeune. However, this year's tour course (scroll down the page a bit for an interactive map) seems to be designed for the Kaiser. Day one is in Strasbourg. In typical French fashion, the website boasts the prowess of ever-young Tommy Voelker carrying on the tradition of hope in the Alsace region. However, I believe it is safe to say the sea of T-Mobile pink tee shirts in Alsace will be akin to the orange Basque sea when the tour is in the southern regions. I do not believe the tour in Strasbourg will celebrate the strength of France as it did 100 years ago, but this time, the Germans will be the victors.